An ode to my underwear…

Packing commenced last night.  I was advised that cotton undergarments are ill-advised, as they’ll induce sweating in such oppressive heat and humidity. So as I shelved some of my favorite undergarments, I was inspired to song.

An Ode to My Underwear (to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle)

Cotton, Cotton Underwear, you won’t be going over there.
I am told you make me sweat,
So profusely I’ll look wet.
So, my cotton underwear, you won’t be going over there.

Oh,  cute Cotton Underwear, you won’t be going over there.
Diesel, Aussie, 2Xist,
You didn’t make my packing list.
Sorry, cotton Underwear, you won’t be going over there.

Favorite Cotton Underwear, you won’t be going over there.
While you provide shape and mass,
You also ensure bad swamp ass.
So my cotton underwear, you won’t be going over there.

Cotton, Cotton Underwear, you won’t be going over there.
I just bought some nylon briefs
To provide me some relief…s.
And so my Cotton Underwear, you won’t be going over there.

Sexy Cotton Underwear, please, I beg you, don’t despair.
Your job of making me look cute,
Is in the hands of my bathing suit.
But, my Cotton Underwear, you won’t be going
Ohhhhhhhhh
Verrrrrrrr
Therrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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